'Dazzling ... Liz Jensen is one of the few living writers who can be described as genuinely original'

Matt Thorne

'Bitingly funny, unsettling and touching'

Sunday Times

'Sparkling ... sharp, funny and richly imagined, this is as timely a warning about rampant consumerism as Orwell's 1984 was about state control'

Sunday Express

'An exuberant fable that is a million miles from the current slew of relationship novels. Liz Jensen has more invention and wit in her little finger than all of their creators put together'

Independent